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80 Succulent Quotes & Puns To Make Your Day

80 Succulent Quotes & Puns To Make Your Day

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Succulents are an excellent choice for every plant lover, even beginners.

I have no doubt that one of the wonderful succulent quotes in the article below will be perfect for you to make printables for beautiful wall art. According to Feng Shui, succulents attract wealth, provide protection, and remove bad energy.

The spiritual meaning of succulents is “enduring and timeless love”, so you can definitely use some succulent quotes for your loved one.

Succulents are trendy, and many succulent plant quotes are used in memes.

The most famous and prettiest of the succulents are cactus and aloe vera.

Check out our list of succulent quotes and puns that will surely make your day!

Funny Succulent Quotes And Puns

When you’re having a bad day, quotes and puns can make us feel much better.

Read on to discover some funny succulent quotes and puns which will cheer you up in no time!

1. “You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy even more succulents and that’s pretty much the same thing.” – Unknown

2. “Sometimes life succs, just stand tall, stay sharp and never desert your dreams.” – Unknown

3. “Here’s hoping that your day doesn’t succ.” – Unknown

4. “I tried grilled cactus at a restaurant today. It was succulent.” – Unknown

5. “Succulents are planttastic.” – Unknown

6. “I’m a succa for puns.” Unknown

7. “You think my plant collection looks amazing? Awwwww succs!” – Unknown

8. “Say aloe to my little friend!” – Unknown

9. “My cactus puns are succulent.” – Unknown

10. “You had me at aloe.” – Unknown

11. “I succ at this.” – Unknown

12. “Stuck on you.” – Unknown

13. “You had me on aloe” – Unknown

14. “Not dead yet succa” – Unknown

15. “Supp succa?” – Unknown

16. “You are looking sharp.” – Unknown

17. “You prickle my fancy.” – Unknown

18. “Aloe you vera much.” – Unknown

19. “Pot it like it’s hot.” – Unknown

20. “I am rooting for you” – Unknown

21. “Life would succ without you.” Unknown

22. “You grow girl!” – Unknown

23. “Plant a kiss on me.” Unknown

24. “Let’s stick together.” – Unknown

25. “You’re a sucCUTElent.” Unknown

26. “Aloe you.” – Unknown

27. “I hope your birthday is on point.” – Unknown

28. “Aloe darkness, my old friend.” – Unknown

29. “I tried grilled cactus at a restaurant today. It was succulent.” – Unknown

30. “A succulent to a new friend: Aloe there” – Unknown

31. “Just wanted to say aloe” – Unknown

32. “The favorite song of succulents is, ‘Aloe-lluyah, it’s raining, man’.” – Unknown

Instagram Captions For Succulent Lovers

Growing succulents is very trendy nowadays, so let’s take a look at some compelling Instagram captions for succulent lovers.

33. “Crazy cat lady-NO, crazy plant lady-YES.” – Unknown

34. “I’m busy tonight. Staying home with my plants.” – Unknown

35. “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.” – Mitch Hedberg

36. “My new addition is suc-CUTE-lent.” – Unknown

37. “I guess I am a succulent mom now.” – Unknown

38. “I’m sexy and I grow it.” – Unknown

39. “Can’t touch this.” – Unknown

40. “It’s not easy being so tiny and green.” – Unknown

41. “Have I just bought too many succulents! Wll I guess I succ at shopping.” – Unknown

42. “I did not choose plant life. The plant life chose me.” – Unknown

43. “Another day, another succulent purchase.” – Unknown

44. “Pretty fly for a cacti.” – Unknown

45. “I wet my plants.” – Unknown

46. “Home is where the succulents are.” – Unknown

47. “I’m ready to stop being cacti, and ready to start being cactUS”

48. “Be a cactus in a world of delicate flowers.” – Unknown

49. “I guess I’m a plant mom now.” – Unknown

50. “Whenever you feel unhappy, plan a succulent garden.” – Unknown

Cactus Quotes And Cactus Puns

Did you know that every cactus is a succulent, but every succulent is not a cactus? Check out these powerful cacti quotes.

51. “Hope is not a resting place but a starting point – a cactus, not a cushion.” – H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

52. “Being negative only makes a difficult journey more difficult. You may be given a cactus, but you don’t have to sit on it.” – Joyce Meyer

53. “Every cactus blooms, some with little rooms, some give flowers that grow, others so small it won’t show!” – Ana Claudia Antunes

54. “Take the rose, most people think it very beautiful: I don’t care for It at all. I prefer the cactus, for the simple reason that it has a more interesting personality. It has wonderfully adapted itself to its surroundings! It is the best illustration of the theory of evolution in plant life.” – Charles Proteus Steinmetz

55. “The cactus thrives in the desert while the fern thrives in the wetland. The fool will try to plant them in the same flowerbox.” – Vera Nazarian

56. “Deserts are very dry places, but plants can still grow there. Desert plants collect and use water in special ways.” – Julie Penn

57. “If you were a cactus, I’d prick you!” – Unknown

58. “The Untouchables.” – Unknown

59. “I wanted to make up a cactus joke for your birthday, but I’m just not that sharp.” – Unknown

60. “I prick you to be my valentine.” – Unknown.

Garden Quotes and Plant Puns

Gardening has always been something that brings peace to our souls. Check out some memorable garden quotes to make your day, as well as some plant puns to cheer you up.

61. “If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.” – Cicero

62. “The love of gardening is a seed once sown that never dies.” – Gertrude Jekyll

63. “If you’ve never experienced the joy of accomplishing more than you can imagine, plant a garden.” – Robert Brault

64. “Don’t moss with me.” – Unknown

65. “Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isn’t that news a pollen?” – Unknown

66. “I’ll never leaf you.” – Unknown

67. “Support plant parenthood.” – Unknown

68. “The gardener wanted to plant flowers but couldn’t because he had not botany.” – Unknown

Read more garden quotes that capture the joy of gardening.

Succulent Motivational Quotes

Here are some motivational succulent quotes to inspire you to continue setting and achieving your goals.

69. “In the world full of red roses, be someone’s aloe vera. Having 101 qualities to cure.” – Unknown

70. “Enjoy the little things for someday you will realize they were the big things”. – Kurt Vonnegut

71. “To plant a garden is to believe in tomorrow.” – Audrey Hepburn

72. “Self Love is Key To Life: Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world.” – Lucille Ball

73. “Just because you’ve only got houseplants doesn’t mean you don’t have the gardening spirit – I look upon myself as an indoor gardener.” – Sara Moss-Wolfe

74. “Watercolor is like life. Better get it right the first time – you don’t get a second chance! – Sergei Bongart

75. “The road to success and the road to failure are almost exactly the same.” – Colin R. Davis

76. “In the world full of red roses, be someone’s aloe vera. Having 101 qualities to cure.

Amazing Nature Quotes

Last on our list, but certainly not least, here are some amazing nature quotes to inspire you.

77. “Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.” – Albert Einstein

78. “Nature, time and patience are the three great physicians.” – Chinese proverb

79. “Nature is pleased with simplicity.” – Sir Isaac Newton

80. “In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous.” – Aristotle


Congrats, you reached the end.

Everybody, keep calm and grow succulents!

Until next time!

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